Words by MATT MAYTUM


Barbie for boys? That’s one way of looking at this reboot of Mattel’s ’80s dominating toy line. In the original stories and cartoons – which previously received the live-action treatment in a Dolph Lundgren-fronted film from 1987 – Prince Adam hailed from the fantasyland of Eternia, where he was heir to Castle Grayskull. By wielding the Power Sword and chanting his famous catchphrase (‘By the power of Grayskull… I have the power!’), Adam would transform into the super-strong He-Man and do battle with his enemy Skeletor, a hench, skull-faced sorcerer as archetypally evil as He-Man was heroic.

Nicholas Galitzine, Jared Leto, Camila Mendes, Alison Brie, Idris Elba, Travis Knight
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Directed by Travis Knight – who knows his way around an ’80s-inflected, toy-inspired blockbuster thanks to his work on Bumblebee, comfortably the best live-action Transformers movie – this latest incarnation Masters of the Universe has a deep affection for its source. But while MOTU ’26 delivers fan service aplenty, it’s also smart enough to know that you can’t just make a straight-faced romp out of this material, stuffing in Thor: Ragnarok levels of gags, self-mockery and near-the-knuckle rudeness into a solid quest narrative that’s on a par with a decent Marvel character intro.

Nicholas Galitzine, Jared Leto, Camila Mendes, Alison Brie, Idris Elba, Travis Knight
Giles Keyte/Sony Pictures Releasing

In this mercifully ungritty take, Adam (Nicholas Galitzine, possessing the bulging biceps and self-aware humour the role requires) is spirited away to Earth as a kid, to keep him safe when Skeletor (Jared Leto) attacks. Years later, he’s working an HR office job – the source of plenty of yuks, not least the pronoun-bearing nameplate on his desk – but hasn’t forgotten about Eternia, and is desperate to find his missing sword and return. The path to reclaiming his homeland is littered with action set-pieces, as old pal and potential love interest Teela (Camila Mendes) brings him back to a very different Eternia.

Nicholas Galitzine, Jared Leto, Camila Mendes, Alison Brie, Idris Elba, Travis Knight
Giles Keyte/Sony Pictures Releasing

It’s heaps of fun, and anyone who grew up with the franchise and will get a bonus nostalgia boost out of the sheer number of familiar faces here (and that’s before you even get to the three post credit stings). MOTU doesn’t shy away from some of the sillier supporting characters from the series’ history – Beast Man, Trap Jaw, Mekaneck and Fisto all get a look in – and Skeletor hams it up in all his cartoonish glory. You’d struggle to guess that he’s played by Leto, as his face is replaced with a CGI skull, and his boomingly camp voice is unrecognisable. But like much of the rest of the film he remains true to the spirit of the animated series while being transplanted onto a big-budget blockbuster backdrop. Supporting turns from the likes of Idris Elba (as Adam’s mentor Duncan, AKA Man-At-Arms) and Alison Brie (as Skeletor’s right-hand-woman Evil-Lyn) add some good-value gravitas, with everyone on the same page about what film they’re making.

Nicholas Galitzine, Jared Leto, Camila Mendes, Alison Brie, Idris Elba, Travis Knight
Sony Pictures Releasing

If the narrative arc is basic, and a bit familiar to anyone well versed in contemporary superhero movies, it’s still easy to get swept along thanks to the brightly coloured world, game performances, and the absolutely rocking score by Project Hail Mary’s Daniel Pemberton, who brings in Queen legend Brian May on guitar duties. The Flash Gordon inspiration is clear and it’s an apt accompaniment to the film’s action-figure playset energy. If it’s not quite as philosophical and subversive as Barbie, it still manages to add some depth to a cartoon hero predominantly known for his magically bestowed super-strength, and – whisper it – it’ll actually be more satisfying for viewers in the age range that still play with toys than Barbie was. If MOTU is not quite masterful, it has the power where it counts.


Words by MATT MAYTUM
Images courtesy of SONY PICTURES RELEASING
Masters of the Universe is in cinemas now

Words by JANE CROWTHER


Kathryn Bigelow excels at building tension around real-life horror as seen in the bomb disposal squad in Iraq in The Hurt Locker or the countdown search for Osama Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty. She raises the bar again with a film so terrifying that you won’t know whether to sob or scream watching it through your fingers. Rashomon-style in the retelling, A House of Dynamite follows different US government workers during twenty life-changing minutes when a nuclear missile is detected launching and heading for the US. Over three repeated chapters, Noah Oppenheim’s detailed script tracks the complex protocols triggered by such an event and the bravery required of personnel when the world looks very likely to end. Of course they’ve trained for this, but when it’s real, when 10 million people will die imminently, when DEFCON escalates from four to one within a quarter of an hour – what is the human response?

A House of Dynamite, Idris Elba, Jared Harris, Kathryn Bigelow, Rebecca Ferguson
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If that sounds like a standard opener to an actioner, it’s not. There are no easy answers or Jack Ryan figures ready to save the day. Even the sensible president (Idris Elba) is so confounded by his choices when given what he describes as a ‘diner menu’ of devastating no-win retaliation options, fumbles. This is a film that opens with normal people having a normal morning before armageddon begins; in Fort Greenly, Alaska a military team assume that a heatscore on their satallite tracking system must be an anomaly, reporting it to a cool duty office in the White House Situation Room (Rebecca Ferguson) who opens up dialogue with the Secretary Of Defence (Jared Harris), military brass and security advisors. As things become more serious by the minute, the magnitude of being the first to understand the scale of the calamity hits home. And that’s when A House of Dynamite becomes an emotional gutpunch as calm calls to loved ones are made, only select personnel are taken to the bunker to be saved and the time on the clock ticks down.

A House of Dynamite, Idris Elba, Jared Harris, Kathryn Bigelow, Rebecca Ferguson
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With on-screen captions explaining the acronyms used in the theatre of war and a script that informs without dumbing down, it’s horrifically easy to keep track of the options (or lack of them) in the case of nuclear war. Without knowing what country has launched the attack there is only a choice of escalation or de-escalation, both irreparably changing the world and killing millions. As the situation is viewed from three different levels of leadership the question remains the same to the audience in each chapter: what would you do? And, perhap more scarily, what would current real-world global leaders do?

Sobering, taut and as precision-executed as the White House procedures, A House Of Dynamite is a classy, almost unbearable watch that will make you squeeze family members close after viewing, breathing a sign of relief that, for now, this scenario remains in the realms of make-believe.

A House of Dynamite, Idris Elba, Jared Harris, Kathryn Bigelow, Rebecca Ferguson
Eros Hoagland/Netflix

Words by JANE CROWTHER
Photographs courtesy of NETFLIX
A House of Dynamite premiered at the 82nd Venice Film Festival and is out now