Words by JANE CROWTHER


Rich people are awful. F Scott Fitzgerald told us this. More recently Saltburn, Succession, How To Make A Killing… The wealthy family at the centre of Karim Aïnouz’s willfully quirky tale are, unsurprisingly, morally bankrupt and in the words of narrator, Edward (Callum Turner) ‘vapid egotists’. Edward is obsessed with luxury fashion labels, hitchhiking instead of driving and the idea of pruning a family like rosebushes. His need to downsize his relatives is driven by the hero worship of his brother Jack (Jamie Bell) who Ed determines should inherit the fortune of their blind, lascivious patriarch (Tracy Letts) with repugnant proclivities. 

Callum Turner, Jamie Bell, Riley Keogh, Pamela Anderson, Tracy Letts
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The other family members who could stand in the way are a bitchy sister Anna (Riley Keough), – who has assumed the role of Mother in the absence of their own – and a listless brother Robert (Lukas Gage) who periodically suffers epileptic fits. The siblings’ Mum (played by Pamela Anderson with dazzling white teeth) was eaten by wolves and they now have a naked statue of her in their luxe pad in Catalonia. How droll. While Edward, Anna and Robert are incapable of finding connection outside of their incestuous family (Edward falls for a schlubby Greek doctor he meets randomly, Anna imagines come-ons from the local butcher and Robert is openly in love with his elder brother), Jack has met a regular girl (Elle Fanning) and could find happiness in a ritzy coastal mansion with her…

Callum Turner, Jamie Bell, Riley Keogh, Pamela Anderson, Tracy Letts
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Callum Turner, Jamie Bell, Riley Keogh, Pamela Anderson, Tracy Letts
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As Edward conspires to reduce his familial head count via a series of signposted finales, the dynasty show their teeth – literally and figuratively. Jack’s girlfriend is humiliated at a ‘meet the fam’ dinner (an entertaining scene that works better than the rest of the film), Anna competes, schemes and wears designer clothes, Robert betrays. There’s unpleasantness with a horse, dental hygiene obsession and dick pics – as conjured by Yorgos Lanthimos’ regular writing partner Efthimis Filippou. But this very much feels like Lanthimos-lite. Though it’s gorgeous-looking and well acted with an arch detachment (Turner as lead is like Brett Easton Ellis’ persona from The Shards), Rosebush Pruning feels as ephemeral as the fashion on display and as trite as the proverb Ed likes to collect. It’s satire without particular bite.

Callum Turner, Jamie Bell, Riley Keogh, Pamela Anderson, Tracy Letts
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Words by JANE CROWTHER
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Rosebush Pruning is in cinemas now

December 5, 2025

Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Callum Turner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph

Words by JANE CROWTHER


Who hasn’t wondered ‘what if?’ about a lost love? Joan (Elizabeth Olsen) certainly has, despite a long marriage to perennial complainer Larry (Miles Teller). When she pops her clogs not long after he’s kicked the bucket she finds herself in an afterlife terminus with a destination choice to make. Does she head to a forever with her earthly ball and chain? Or with her handsome first husband, Luke (Callum Turner) who has been waiting for her for 67 years since he bought it during the Korean War? To help her in her quandary, she has an afterlife consultant and the choice of any number of fantasy existences to pick (Studio 54 World, Weimar World without Nazis, Men-Free World is full, Clown World decommissioned). Of course, there are rules: once eternity is decided, it can’t be undone and any escapees are thrown into the black nothing of ‘the void’…

Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Callum Turner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph
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It’s a classic rom-com scenario – a love triangle in which Joan must choose between the partner she has shared a life with and the husband she barely got a chance with; the familiar vs the novelty. And both hubbies are keen to win this contest, sniping and scrapping with each other as they try to entice Joan to endless days on the sunny coast in Beach World (Larry) or in a winter wonderland in Mountain World (Luke). Playing like a forties screwball comedy, Eternity is concerned with romantic overtures and smart protagonists, but also understands the choice paradox affecting us all. Yes, this may be a tale about picking the right guy, but it’s also about plumping for the right paradise, opening up bigger questions about happiness and contentment. While the characters walk through the recruitment hall of different, amusing eternities, audiences will certainly question their own ideas of perfection and if their current existence is meeting requirements.

Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Callum Turner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph
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Turner and Teller do admirably in matching each other in charm as well as foibles, ensuring the happy ending remains a genuine mystery while Da’Vine Joy Randolph sneaks off with many scenes as a seen-it-all afterlife consultant. Olsen, trapped between two spouses, is given more than standard fodder to work with by screenwriter/director David Freyne (co-writing the former Black List script with Pat Cunnane). Joan is frustrated by the process, tempted by an amusing third option and wrestles with what perfection looks like. And if, indeed, it exists on heaven or earth. Where she ultimately ends up feels earned and dramatically satisfying. That said, it’s a shame we don’t get to spend more time in some of the eternities – Ice Cream or Space World might have been fun to visit.

Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Callum Turner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph
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Eternity is in cinemas now